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No amount of Magnolia can Cover your lies.  wank friend(s)


Alex Turner

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  • *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
  • friend: you good?
  • *i look up slowly*
  • me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin

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a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via luke-damn-hemmings)

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Alex Turner by Ross Halfin

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Matt Helders and Alex Turner are distracted by two jet skiing fishermen during an interview.

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I’m telling you, long lost Beatle.

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